Have you recently been gravely hospitalized by contaminated ice slush from Tasty Smack™? Big MONEY might be in your future!

Seeing things that aren't there? Hearing things that shouldn't be there? Loved ones appearing hostile and frightened by your behavior? These are all common symptoms of recent ice slush contamination. Symptoms that you should get compensated for.

IF this sounds like you, Stick Fackler is the attorney you need to represent you. A man of the people! A man with his fingers on the pulse and in the marmalade jar. As someone personally affected by the horrific grasp of the green slush, I too know how instrumental ones mental health and brain function is to conduct a civic life. As someone who used to consume 4 cups every day during a period of 2 years; I know these symptoms all too well.

What Tasty Smack has been allowed to escort out on the streets is nothing less than criminal and the people affected; you and me, are at this point owed our dues. We're going to make Tasty Smack pay for all of our expenses.

• Expensive therapy sessions.
• Experimental menthol-illness pills.
• Alimony. 
• Car paint job. Again!
• That god dang gym membership you can't cancel
• Those dogs you bought on credit that are collecting interest
• Changing all of the nails in your house to rubber, since your unfortunate development of a steel allergy
• They WILL help you get custody back! MARK MY WORDS!

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